Damn. Every single line of this essay? It me.
Is it bad that my wife and I still display all these behaviors towards our catbabies, never mind it has been more than 7 years since we rescued them at 4- and 6-months old from a high kill shelter in Florida? That my iCloud photos have over 10,000 snaps and about 95% of them are of one or both of los bebés gato?